Cats are mysterious creatures.
There’s a story that God created cats so that humans wouldn’t get a big head from their dog’s hero-worship. I have no problem believing that at all.
Tabby cats are a truly breed apart. The bon vivants of the cat world, Tabbys go through life expecting adulation and adoration. They basically like people and crave attention. They are willing and anxious to share their lives and innermost feelings with you and to use you as their personal hot water bottle.
Over the years, I have attained an intermediate fluency in Cat, with a specialty in the sub-dialects of Tabby. (And Russian Blue, but that’s my next blog entry.)
Tabby is pretty easy to master. Most of what they say pertains to their stomachs, vocal cords, and personal comfort. For example:
“Meer.” That means: I’m here. Prepare to worship me.
“Meemeierowm.” Why did you stop petting me? You can sleep later.
“Owwmowwm mow.” The water bowl/food bowl seems to be empty. I’m sure that you will fix this soon.
“Meerow.” Yes, of course I want to sleep under the covers with you tonight, silly woman.
“Reoow!” Hey, Dad, doesn’t my tail smell GREAT? Have a sniff!
“Meeeerowowoerow iaoooowww…” Good evening Mom and Dad! I have learned a new aria which I will now sing for you at the top of my lungs…
“Rowch! Merp?!” Ow! Why did you throw me off the bed?!
The Tabby has a lot to say and says it at great length whenever the mood takes him. Private conversations hold no meaning for him; his need to converse outweighs anyone else’s need for peace and quiet. All the world is his stage and he is making the most of his moments in the spotlight. And if he has to share the limelight with a few other people and animals, well, that’s OK as long as they recognize his divine right to be the first one at the water bowl and the patch of sunlight.
Mice fear him, dogs respect him, humans want to be him. Let’s hope he never develops opposable thumbs; he might decide to run for President!
And he’ll probably win.
The family Alpha Male, letting the Lab know who's boss
Hey, check this out! Some cats already have opposable thumbs!
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